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« on: September 23, 2004, 05:37:00 pm »
Parnasse: I've never made Earth-style sushi before. I hope Fujisawa-sensei likes it.
Shayla: Hey, Parnasse? I'm going fishing today. Do you have any more live bait left?
Fujisawa: Uh oh.
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« on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 pm »
Miz: Oh dear. A-6?
Deva: "Miss." Hmm...
Deva: D-2!
Miz: You sank my battleship!!
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« on: September 01, 2004, 04:22:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Hey, where's Miz? She wanted to, uh, receive my confession.
Ura: This is the Catholic church. The Muldoon church is down the street. But, if you and Miz are going to do what I think you're going to do, both of you had better come back here and confess your sins after you're done.
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« on: August 26, 2004, 03:57:00 pm »
Oh, those wacky open manholes!
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« on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 pm »
At the political convention in New York City, the numbers of both police and protestors were surpisingly low.
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« on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 pm »
Shayla: (angrily) You locked Ifurita in a blast furnace to punish her!? You callous insensitive jerk!!... (shyly) How come you never make me all hot and sweaty?
Jinnai: (thinking) Well, Shayla is a fire priestess, so maybe she wants to stress-test her lamp of fire in a furnace. Or maybe she's as much of a pervert as everyone else around here.
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« on: August 04, 2004, 10:39:00 pm »
Deva: GAH!! I said shaken, not stirred!
Makoto: We've got another problem. This bottle is empty, except for an IOU signed by Fujisawa-sensei.
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« on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 pm »
Jinnai: GAH!! This isn't an MP3 player full of pirated music! It's, uh, my demon-god's power key staff!
Angry Guy On The Computer: Oh, and I suppose your demon-god is the one who's sharing all those albums on Kazaa!?
Makoto: Just remember, Jinnai-- the RIAA is watching you!
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« on: July 22, 2004, 09:35:00 pm »
Ifurita: Mmm... cookies from the Magical Pervert Fairy!
Fujisawa: Uh, Ifurita? There's no such thing as a Magical Pervert Fairy.
Fatora The Magical Pervert Fairy: Is that so? Well, you don't get a cookie!
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« on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 pm »
A bizarre reverse-lockjaw disease was spreading through Roshtaria. With their jaws frozen open, Fujisawa found it impossible to drink; Jinnai was unable to bite into his lunch; and Nanami was having difficulty yelling at her Crazy Weirdo Freak of a brother.
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« on: July 07, 2004, 11:32:00 pm »
The world's worst MST3K episode.
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« on: July 03, 2004, 10:58:00 pm »
Makoto: What do you get when a fire priestess and a wind priestess have an argument?
Fujisawa: A lot of hot air! Ha! Ha ha! Ha!
Ishiel: That joke was funny, the first thousand times that you told it.
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« on: June 24, 2004, 12:09:00 pm »
Fujisawa: I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date. I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.
Fatora: Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket, and was everybody dancing on the casket?
Shayla: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want, or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
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« on: June 14, 2004, 08:32:00 pm »
The Howard Stern Show just wasn't the same, after the recent FCC crackdown, when all the nekkid women were replaced by cute fuzzy kittens.
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« on: June 08, 2004, 10:50:00 pm »
Deva: I know something you don't know. I am not left-handed.
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