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« on: August 13, 2003, 10:33:00 am »
Jinnai: When I told Ifurita that she was supposed to flap her arms when she flew, I had no idea it was really this easy!
Afura: *Thinks* Curse that man - how did he find out?!
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« on: August 12, 2003, 10:29:00 am »
Afura: Shayla, do you have any idea what happened to my "special" incense?
Shayla: Ooh... Look! I have hands! Two of them! Lalalalala!
Afura: ...oh. Nevermind.
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« on: August 10, 2003, 10:22:00 pm »
Makoto: Everything is proceeding according to the scenerio as predicted by the Dead Sea Scrolls... No problems exist.
Nanami: THIS is the Third Child? Are you insane?
Ura: Nyah. Unfamiliar ceiling. Nyaaaaah!
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« on: August 09, 2003, 09:26:00 pm »
*In a horrible accident involving an electrical storm, the Eye of God, and a tunafish sandwich, Nanami and Rune Venus were permanently fused together at the shoulder!*
Nanami: On the plus side, this'll make it easier to teach you how to waltz, Rune. And a ONE two three, ONE two three...
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« on: August 07, 2003, 01:12:00 pm »
Alielle: What the heck is that over there!
Makoto and Mr. Fujisawa: Where?! *Look in different directions*
Alielle: *Quickly scarfs the last pinkbird drumstick*
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« on: August 05, 2003, 11:20:00 pm »
Ifurita: Good morning, Master! Isn't it a beautiful, shiney-happy day today?!
Jinnai: ... I hate morning people.
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« on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »
*What if Makoto Mizuhara was replaced by Keitaro Urashima...?*
Keitaro: Wait! You have a heart, Ifurita! Let me show you! Oof! *Trips, manages to pull off Ifurita's tights on the way down.*
Ifurita: O_O
Ifurita: -_-#
*Much pain ensues*
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« on: July 30, 2003, 04:10:00 am »
Kalia: This house is entirely filled with blood! It's perfect! We'll take it!
Realtor: *Thinks* Man, I thought this was going to be a hard sell...
Jinnai: *Thinks* Can't... breathe...
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« on: July 27, 2003, 04:38:00 am »
*Makoto and the others discovered far too late that Alielle was actually a bug-eyed alien, bent on global domination.*
Shayla: Actually, I suspected it all along.
Nanami: So did I!
Fatora: Me too!
*Everyone looks at Fatora oddly.*
Fatora: What!? She was still cute!
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« on: July 25, 2003, 12:54:00 pm »
Jinnai: "No conquering"? Who the hell put up this sign?!? MIZUHARA, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
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« on: July 24, 2003, 10:10:00 pm »
Fujisawa: A... tent in the sheets? But that would mean...
Miz: That's right! I'm really a man, baby!
Fujisawa: AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
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« on: July 22, 2003, 10:16:00 pm »
Ifurita: I'm sorry master, but that's all the toilet paper we have!
Jinnai: Dammit, Ifurita, you KNOW how I get after a few of Diva's bran muffins! Mizuhara, somehow this is all YOUR fault!
Makoto (In Roshtaria): *Sneezes*
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« on: July 21, 2003, 12:49:00 am »
The bathing attendant's human disguise, while not quite perfect, was more than enough to fool young Shayla-Shayla...
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« on: July 18, 2003, 12:52:00 pm »
Nanami: Okay, it's settled then. You get half, and I get half, right? Fair's fair.
Shayla: You wanna make a wish first, Nanami?
Makoto: HELP!!!
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« on: July 19, 2003, 08:57:00 pm »
Makoto: Uh, guys, I think the VHS tape is melting!
Alielle: Huh? I thought we were on DVD!
Makoto: Well, look, the corner's missing already. Uh, you mind if I step over to where you guys are?
Nanami: To think, it's all going to end like this. How embarassing...
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