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16  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Jinnai, Diva... and Fujisawa on: September 24, 2003, 12:52:00 PM
TV Ifurita: Master, I know you told me you were hungry for revenge, so... Bon appetit!

Mr. Fujisawa: Dear God! You've slow roasted Makoto and presented him in a very tasteful arrangement of vegetables and greens all covered with a delectable white wine sauce! Mmm... White wine sauce... Must... will... horror... to overpower... alcoholism...

Diva: I'm beginning to feel hungry. How about you, Mr. Jinnai?

Jinnai: *Has very mixed feelings about all this*

17  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "What an Unusual Request..." on: September 22, 2003, 09:31:00 PM
Fujisawa: Uh... Go ahead, Makoto. You tell her.

Makoto: Uh, uh, sensei, YOU tell her.

Fujisawa: As your teacher, I insist that you be the one to tell her. It'll be a good growing experience.

Makoto: Growing experience?! Are you joking? YOU tell her!

Afura: *Impatiently* Just what ARE you two babbling about? And why is it so drafty today?

*In time, Afura would finally come to realize that she had forgotten to put on any pants that morning...*
18  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Boink! on: September 19, 2003, 03:39:00 PM
Rune Venus: Okay, I confess, Makoto. I don't love you. I just wanted to get into your pants. I absolutely refuse to waste another second on this sappy excuse for a romance! Now, hold still, this will only take a moment...

*As Rune reaches for his zipper, Makoto finds himself simultaneously horrified beyond words and strongly aroused...*
19  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Storefront on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM
Makoto: The Bugrom are destroying the Royal Palace!

Jinnai: I'll have one of your deluxe bentos, dear sister.

Nanami: Katsuhiko, you don't HAVE to invade Roshtaria every time you want one of my box lunches. We DO deliver, you know.

Jinnai: Nonsense! I have to invade, in order to stay true to my own particular... um...

Groucho: *Off screen* Grabu?

Jinnai: Idiom! That's right. My idiom.

Makoto: Dear God, they've eaten Londs!

Nanami: *Sighs* Extra soy sauce?

Jinnai: Please.
20  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "And that's not the worst part..." on: September 16, 2003, 05:01:00 PM
Makoto: Are you SURE she needs CPR, Alielle?

Alielle: Trust me. I'm a professional. Only mouth-to-mouth resuscitation can possibly save her now.

Afura: I don't know... I STILL say it looks like an acute case of being thoroughly bound and gagged...

Shayla: *Thinks* When I get these ropes undone, SOMEBODY is going to pay!
21  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: An (Un)Romantic Moment on: September 14, 2003, 07:33:00 PM
Ifurita: Hmm... I need a shave.

Jinnai: DAMMIT IFURITA! For the LAST TIME, I am NOT a mirror!!!
22  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: See? on: September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 PM
Makoto: I've planted a bunch of my bio-engineered, Bugrom-eating Venus Flytraps around the castle. We should be perfectly safe from Bugrom invasion!

Groundskeeper: But what if they attack humans?

Makoto: Oh, they won't do that. Why, a human would have to be around Bugrom 24/7 to have enough of a scent for the plants to pick up!

Groundskeeper: I see. Well, that's a relief - obviously none of my staff spends their time around Bugrom.

Jinnai in disguise: Mmmfff mmmmmfff MMFFFF!
23  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "R-Rune?" on: September 10, 2003, 02:26:00 PM
Rune: Makoto... There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You see, I'm actually an ancient android superweapon, doomed to a life of tragedy and angst, but your love has freed me from my torment!

Makoto: *Patiently* Rune, you're not an android. You've just rolled your eyes back.

Rune: *Whimpers* Is it that obvious?

Makoto: Yup, 'fraid so.

Rune: *Anguished* I just wanted to add a bit of originality to our relationship! I mean, LOOK at us! Our romance is so formulaic and boring! *Sobs*

Makoto: *Comforting* There, there, Rune. I know. I know.
24  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Outside of the Empire... on: September 08, 2003, 03:29:00 PM
Jinnai: Ifurita! It isn't just going to go away if you stare at it!

Ifurita: But Master, I don't want to!

Jinnai: That's not the point! Diva?

Diva: I refuse to take part in this juvenile excercise.

Jinnai: It's not juvenile! The initiation ceremony is a proud tradition!

Diva: *Sighs* Very well. But I still have the feeling this will only end in disaster. *Unenthusiastically* Chug. Chug. Chug.

Jinnai: Better! Now remember, Ifurita, you must drink the entire bottle!

Ifurita: Aww...
25  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "Not now, Makoto..." on: September 06, 2003, 08:12:00 PM
Fujisawa: Man, all this blood has suddenly rushed to my head. If only there was some way to, I dunno, DRAIN it or something...

*Little did Mr. Fujisawa realize, the zombified corpse of one of his former students would answer his ill-thought wish in... The Twilight Zone*
26  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "I Feel Your Pain, Jinnai..." on: September 02, 2003, 09:35:00 PM
Jinnai: Damn you, Mizuhara - I should have realized that this was all just an elaborate plan to poison me!

Makoto: Hey, my cooking isn't THAT bad!

Londs: Makoto, while I appreciate your zeal for this "soy sauce" from your world, I would suggest that you apply it less liberally the next time you prepare El-Dorashian Sugar Pastries...

Makoto: It was an honest mistake! Why won't you believe me?! By the way, just who's apartment is this, anyway? I like the furnature.
27  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Secret Agent Londs and Informant Makoto on: September 01, 2003, 12:55:00 PM
Londs: Consider, if you will, one Makoto Mizuhara. An ordinary Japanese schoolboy who had no idea that the ancient ruins found beneath his school were actually a gateway to... The Twilight Zone.

Makoto: Londs, have you seen my sci-fi DVDs? I've been looking for them everywhere...
28  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "Experiment #2" or "What did you do THIS time?!" on: August 23, 2003, 07:52:00 PM
Jinnai: Ifurita, you idiot!!!

Ifurita: I'm sorry, Master, but it's for your own good. You'll thank me in twenty years, after you're rehabilitated!

Jinnai: Haven't you noticed that YOU'RE in the jail cell? Good grief, can't you even BETRAY me correctly, you wind-up moron?

Ifurita: *Sheepishly* Oops?
29  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: C'mon! on: August 20, 2003, 11:18:00 PM
Makoto: Yes! This hypnotism thing really works! Now, I wonder what I should make her do...

Shayla: *Thinking* How about you tell me to rip off my clothes so we can make hot, passionate love together until we're both too spent to move?

Makoto: Cluck like a chicken!

Shayla: *Thinking* Damn.
30  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Mm, Motion Lines with Fujisawa on: August 18, 2003, 09:46:00 AM
*As Mr. Fujisawa and Londs squared off for the 100 meter dash, Fujisawa slyly activated his ace-in-the-hole: An internal combustion engine.*
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