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  Messages - Lord God Jinnai
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1  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Makoto's New Style on: September 27, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
The last hope the world has against the monstrous might of Majin Buu.

FUZION DANCEEE!!!!1
2  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Sometimes, it pays to pay attention... on: February 08, 2005, 07:12:00 PM
Jinnai: *sees Ifurita* Aha! It's that trecherous Demon hag! How wonderful, she hasn't seen me yet. This gives me the chance to use this fake key unit on her, thus making her MINE once more! *chuckles maniacally, yet silently as he approaches the unsuspecting Demon God* Hold still now... heh heh heh... *reaches hand with the key under Ifurita's coat tails*

Ura: *sees Jinnai's actions* AAAAAAAAAHHH! GROPER! GROPER! GROPER!

*everyone looks*

Jinnai: GACK! *leaps back* No! No! It's NOT what you think!

Ura: POLICE! CALL THE POLICE!

Jinnai: Grrr... DAMMIT! MY INSIDOUS PLOTS FOILED AGAIN!!!

Guy on bench: Feh, amateur. Your skills at groping are weak and girlish. You are not worthy to learn from the God of Groping.
3  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Separation of camps? on: January 02, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
Fujisawa: Hey, kid. Want a doobie? Only ten bucks a stub. I also got the smack, if ya want it.

Makoto: Oh no, a drug dealer. And my friends are watching! Crap, this peer pressure is killing me! What do I do?!

Angel Ishiel: Be cool, Makoto. Stay in school.

Devil Shayla: No, Makoto! Don't listen to her! Quit school, then persue your dream of being a cross-dressing diva queen!

Makoto: W-what?! I'm not a crossdresser! And what does that have to do with anything? What should I do about THIS situation?

Angel Ishiel: You have to marry her, Makoto! It's only right, after you impregnated her with all that sperm.

Makoto: ...............

Devil Shayla: Neh, don't listen to this nun, Makoto. Just leave the bitch in the gutter where ya found her. She and the kid can live off leaves and sewer water.

Makoto: *shakes his head, then turns to Fujisawa* Um, thanks but no thanks Mister. I think I'm ALREADY high. Don't know how that happened though...

Fujisawa: No prob, bud. Whatever shakes your wiggly.
4  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Pimp Up My Principal on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 PM
Allielle: Oh, hello, Londs. What are you up to?

Londs: Bah, I'm stuck giving a tour to Dr. Schtallabaugh's distant relative from another dimension. This old pervert is driving me insane!

Master Roshi: Oh heh heh heh! Look at all them honies! That dweeb Schtally really hit the dimensional jackpot here! Hah hah!
5  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "Does this seem hot to you?" on: October 17, 2004, 10:24:00 AM
Makoto: Gee, Mr. Fujisawa. Do you really think Anime Conventions are a good idea to hold here in El Hazard?

Fujisawa: Damn right it is. We're not only interdimensional travelers; we're also ambassadors of Earth. We need to show our Roshtarian friends all the wonders of our world.

Makoto: B-but... ANIME CONVENTIONS?!

Shayla: Hey, are you sure this is how your sacred ritual of Cosplay is supposed to go? I feel like an idiot.

Fujisawa: Sure, Shayla. Yer doin great!

Makoto: *sighs* You were drunk when you chose what festivity to hold, weren't you?

Fujisawa: Quiet, Makoto. Here! Have some traditional anime convention foodstuff: Pocky! *stuffs it into Makoto's mouth*

Makoto: GAH! HOT HOT HOTTT!!!

Fujisawa: Hmmm... I think Nanami put waaay too much chico fruit seeds in this batch.

Shayla: Hey! How come Afura gets to be a giant transforming cardboard robot? I wanna be a giant transforming cardboard robot!
6  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: *AHEM* "Can't you see that I'm reading?" on: October 08, 2004, 08:25:00 PM
Makoto: So I was using her to wash the dishes, and she just upped and died. Can you fix her?

TV Ifurita: Sure thing, sir. Glitches like these always happen to these OLDER models.

OAV Ifurita: *eye twitch*

TV Ifurita: Yep, lemme just check the manual here and ... aha! Just as I thought. Her RAM just ain't up to snuff. It may have been state of the art YEARS ago, but hardware capacities have increased since then. You should really think of switching to a newer model.

OAV Ifurita: *eye twitch*

Makoto: You think so? But I really like this model. Can't I just upgrade her components?

TV Ifurita: Sure, you could do that. It'd be a bit more expensive, plus you have to search around for the parts since I doubt they sell such ancient technology anymore. You should check the junk yeards, or the Good Will's electronics pile.

OAV Ifurita: *eye twitch*
7  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: So where did this pic idea come from? on: September 23, 2004, 05:37:00 PM
SHAYLA: Hey, Parnasse. Where did Ura go?

PARNASSE: You DON'T want to know.

FUJISAWA: *yelling at sandwich* That'll teach ya to piss in my beer, you little SHIT!
8  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Sometimes, Diva does not offer help... on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM
Miz: Oh, why ever won't my dear Masimichi consumate our love? I'm so desperate for his touch!

Diva: Hmmm... quite the dillema you have there.

Diva: Oh! I know! Why don't you use force! Have your acolytes hold him down while you climb on and have your merry way with him! You could also break his arms and legs, so that he won't be able to run away while you're resting!

Miz: .......eeeh?
9  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: It's the Tonight Show with "Jay" Leno! on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM
Big Brother: Attention, comrades. Good news from the Front. Our troops have successfully defeated the vile forces of East Roshtaria. Although our losses were light, let us hold a moment of silence for those brave bugs who lost their lives...

Makoto: Man, ever since Jinnai took over the world, things have gotten a bit too totalitarian for me.

Nanami: Yeah, tell me about it. I have a feeling that the future is gonna be bleak, like some boot stomping on a human face for ever.

Makoto: Wow. That's gross.

Nanami: Yeah, my brother's hope-dead world's warped my cute little mind into a pale, corpse-like shadow of what it was. *calls the Thought Police on Makoto*

Makoto: Craaap.

Thought Police: *sniff* Hey, these hats smell funny.

10  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Jinnai: Hacked and Whipped on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM
SHAYLA: Dammit! You're my manager, too! How come all I get is mall appearances while Ifurita scores tv specials?

JINNAI: Cuz Ifurita's a star, while all you'll ever be is a has-been.

SHAYLA: Men like you make me sick! You took the best years of my life and gave me nothing in return but grief, and a really nice apartment! How dare you live?!

JINNAI: I know, I'm a cad. I just can't help it though, I'm evil.
11  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Something's Not Right... on: August 04, 2004, 10:39:00 PM
AN ENTRY FROM MAGULLIVER'S JOURNALS:

It was today that I took great care in showing the Queen of Brobdingnag how to make a Martini. I believe she was very pleased, as she didn't squash me like the bug that I was.

12  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Wrong Site, Jinnai? on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM
Makoto: Okay, Fuji. You ready?

Fujisawa: NO! Get me out of this crazy thing!

Ishiel: *is angsting in her entry plug*

Fujisawa: Did you hear me? GET ME OUT! I DON'T WANT TO PILOT THIS THING! MOMMY!

Makoto: *steeples fingers* Humph. Very well then. Activate the Dummy System.

Major Katsuragi(off-screen... yeah): Fujisawa IS the Dummy System. *rimshot*

Fujisawa: I HEARD THAT!

Makoto: EVA LAUNCH!

Jinnai: *rushes in* Ok, I got the Lance of Longinus! Whoa. *sees monitor* Why are they nekkid in there?

Makoto: Fanservice... yeeees. All the signs point to fanservice. IT BEGINS.

*random piece of Beethoven plays in the background*
13  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: The Demon God... is Eating a Cracker on: July 22, 2004, 09:35:00 PM
Fujisawa: Hey, Ifurita. Do you really think these saltines are gonna be good enough bait to nab that Great Big Crossdressing Pervert?

Ifurita: *munch munch* Oh, yreah. *munch* These r my favoritesh! *munch munch* I'm sure that no one, not even crossdressers, can resist them! *munch*

**SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY*

Fujisawa: Huh? *turns around* Erk!

Ifurita: *munch* What?

Fujisawa: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
14  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Jinna was Defeated by His New Arch Enemy - the Dagwood on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM
Nanami: SILLY FUJISAWA! DAGWOODS ARE FOR KIDS!

Mr.Fujisawa: Son of a BITCH! *walks off*

15  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: That Poor Bugrom Will Never Sleep With the Lights Off Ever Again... on: July 07, 2004, 11:32:00 PM
Jinnai: What's the matter, Ifurita? Come on, you can tell me.

Ifurita: I see dead people.

*dramatic music plays*

Fuji-ghost: Vodka killed me!

Jinnai: Don't worry about him, hun. I'm unbreakable, ya know.

Ifurita: Ok. B-but what about the alien invaders? I'm so scared, I'm gonna have an asthma attack!

Jinnai: Bah. We'll just squirt em with a waterpistol and block the doors with tissue paper.

Bugrom: Damn, this movie is either a work of genius, or else I'm easily swayed by rip-offs of Hitchcock!
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