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1  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Makoto's New Style on: September 27, 2005, 12:41:00 PM
Katsuhiko Jinnai's worst nightmare.
2  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Makoto's Gone Insane! ... And that's probably not the worst problem... on: June 04, 2005, 08:58:00 PM
Critics agreed that the latest "http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/">Alien" movie was a disappointment, after the savage bloodthirsty alien was replaced with a Japanese schoolboy making silly faces.
3  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "You REALLY thought it would be easy, huh?" on: May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM
Shayla:  This sucks!  Why does the Bugrom Empire put their prisoners to work in a coal-mine?  Those bugs don't even use coal.

Ishiel:  Um, Shayla?  We're the only two workers in this mine.  It's quite obvious that Jinnai is just yanking us around.

Ifurita:  Quiet, slaves!  Back to work!

Shayla:  Hey, Ishiel?  Can't you get us out of here with your lamp of earth?

Ishiel:  No.  I can't use the lamp of earth this deep in a mine.  I'd just start a cave-in and bury us alive.

Ifurita:  Oh, don't be sad, Miss Dirt Lady.  After this work shift, we can all have tea and cookies together.
4  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "Care to explain your actions?" on: April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM
Bratty kid:  Hee hee!  I just stole a bottle of booze from some loser fire priestess' backpack.

Shayla:  Aw, man!  Lousy stinkin' thieves.

Fujisawa:  You should do what I do, Shayla.  I keep a starving crazed weasel in my backpack.

Parnasse:  (reaches into Fujisawa's backpack)  Ouchie.
5  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "I'M NOT GETTING IN!" on: March 13, 2005, 04:16:00 PM
Afura:  YEEEK!!  This water is COLD!!

Shayla:  I'm freezin' my [CENSORED] off!!

Fujisawa:  C'mon in, Jinnai!  The water's fine, if you leave your clothes on.

Jinnai:  Leaving your clothes on kinda defeats the purpose of skinny-dipping, you idiot!

Fujisawa:  You're turning your back on nekkid women who need some men to keep them warm, and you're calling me an idiot?
6  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Sometimes, it pays to pay attention... on: February 08, 2005, 07:12:00 PM
Ura:  GAH!!  Door closed on tail!!

Jinnai:  (frightened by Ura)  GAH!!  (jumps forward and falls against Ifurita)

Ifurita:  GAH!!  Master Jinnai, if you are caught groping me on this train, you could be arrested.  Please wait until we get back to the Bugrom hive, and then you can feel me up as much as you like.
7  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "You take college math, you do the time." on: January 26, 2005, 06:20:00 PM
Makoto:  I knew it was a bad idea take math classes at the elemental priestesses' seminary.

Nanami:  You WHACKED me with a BIG STICK, just for FALLING ASLEEP in CLASS!?  Well, BRING IT ON, SISTER!!

Shayla:  Nanami!!  Ixnay on the airchay!!  Take it from me-- the sisters know how to use the big sticks!!
8  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Separation of camps? on: January 02, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
In the blue corner-- two powerful, intelligent, and impossibly beautiful elemental priestesses.  Don't let their mysterious cloaked shapely female figures fool you-- these women are killing machines, in peak mental and physical condition.  And their elemental great lamps are among the most powerful weapons known to man.  They have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and they're all out of bubble gum.

In the red corner-- a goody-goody high-school student with harem-ic powers, and a middle-aged alcoholic high school teacher who is also inexplicably attractive to priestesses.

This being anime, those poor women don't stand a chance.
9  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Groucho tries to be chums with Fatora... on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
Fatora:  Look!  It's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/">a time-space portal into the brain of Shayla-Shayla!

Jinnai:  This has to be the most ridiculous Ultimate Weapon that I've ever seen!

Fatora:  You're not interested in spending fifteen minutes inside Shayla's mind?

Jinnai:  Lord God Jinnai could never shoehorn his genius into such a tiny place!

Fatora:  In that case, I'm going in.  Run along like a good little boy, and tell Alielle to glomp Shayla in exactly five minutes.  If we time this right, me an' Alielle can finally have our threesome with Shayla!

Groucho:  Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
10  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "This is going too far!" on: November 19, 2004, 08:53:00 PM
Fujisawa:  I don't know why you're so angry, Shayla.  It's only an altered picture of me in the Arliman baths.

Shayla:  I'm angry because someone took that picture in the Arliman baths in the first place!  And who would fake a picture on the computer like that, anyway?

Fujisawa:  It was Makoto, of course.  He's got the magic tech-touch, dontcha know.

Shayla:  WHAT!?  I hope that, as his sensei, you're gonna punish him for this!!

Fujisawa:  Why would I do that?  Just look at that picture, Shayla.  He did an excellent job on it.  You can hardly tell that it's a fake.

Shayla:  Well, yeah, but that's not the point!

Fujisawa:  And that picture isn't explicit at all.  You should see the altered picture of Miz and I that he made for us both, as a gag gift.  It puts hentai doujinshi to shame.

Shayla:  Ruh-- really?  (gulps)  You think Makoto would, uh, do a fake picture of me an' him like that?

Fujisawa:  Oh, I'm sure he already has.
11  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Pimp Up My Principal on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 PM
The world's worst ZZ Top music video.
12  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "I think I died!" on: November 03, 2004, 09:20:00 PM
Makoto:  There you are, Shayla.  Was it your idea to dump bubble-bath soap into the Arliman baths?

Shayla:  No, Alielle did it.  She's somewhere under all these suds, now, sneaking up on me.  I'm gonna get glomped, and groped, any minute now.

Deva:  Ooh... don't worry, Miss Shayla... ahh... Alielle is groping me by mistake.  Ooh... I have to say that... ahh... this is actually quite pleasant.
13  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: Halloweiner on: October 30, 2004, 03:43:00 PM
Jinnai realized that ACROSS was plotting against his high school presidency, when it became obvious that Makoto was actually Hyatt in disguise.
14  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: "Does this seem hot to you?" on: October 17, 2004, 10:24:00 AM
Makoto:  I heard that Nanami hired you to help cater the convention.  But did she make you wear that cat-girl costume?

Shayla:  No, this is for my next part-time job.  Me an' Afura are doin' a yuri doujinshi together.

Makoko:  (gulps)  Is that so?...

Shayla:  Yeah.  Those perverts want me an' Affy to lick ourselves, as if we were cats grooming ourselves.  And then, we start licking each other, and...

(Smoke comes out of Makoto's ears.)

Fujisawa:  Makoto?  You okay, kid?  (pokes Makoto with a stick)  Uh, Shayla?  I think you burned out his brain.
15  Games / Pic of the Moment / Re: *AHEM* "Can't you see that I'm reading?" on: October 08, 2004, 08:25:00 PM
TV-Ifurita:  It's harder to recharge oneesan than I thought.  I don't understand these instructions at all.

Makoto:  Three things.  One:  That's not Ifurita's instruction manual-- it's your coloring book.  Two:  Nothing personal, but I'm her soul-mate now, and I'm the only one allowed to grope her body like that.  And three:  You need to use a power key staff to recharge her.  You can't just put your finger in her socket and make wacky sound effects with your mouth.

OVA-Ifurita:  Is it just me, or is it stupid in here?
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