El-Hazard Online
Games => Pic of the Moment => Topic started by: PoTM on July 03, 2004, 10:58:00 pm
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Fujisawa: Let's just leave those two alone for awhile and let them talk this out.
Ashiel: Idiots....
Makoto: But it was just a T-Shirt?!? Hot Topic can order another one. And who's going to pay for all that damage to the mall?
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It was a typical day in El-Hazard. Makoto, Mr. Fujisawa, and Ishiel were taking a nice, relaxing stroll in the park. As they passed ancient ruins #4856, a tornado struck just as a planet-killing asteroid crashed through the atmosphere.
Makoto: So, who's going to Rune's party tonight?
Fujisawa: Can't. Miz and I are gonna see a concert at the Pavillion.
Ishiel: Anybody know what tommorow's weather forcast is?
Makoto: Sunny, with a chance of fire and brimstone.
Ishiel: Ah. Better bring the umbrella then.
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Makoto: Why are Afura and Shayla fighting about this time Fujisawa Sensei??
Fujisawa: You don't know Makoto?! Why they're fighting over who gets Ishiel and....ummm..ahhh...hehe
Makoto: Really!? Is this true Ishiel?
Ishiel: (speaking to herself)I'd do both of them but they can be so stubborn at times. At least I can have my way with them once they are exhausted and bleeeeep them and fucking bleep bleeep bleep till Rune has to call the Alliance to stop us, and.....
Makoto:.......shocked silence from virgin boy
Ishiel:...and stick a large drum stick in her bleep blep bleeeep and pour motor oil on Shaylas bleep and light it and then......
Makoto: Well bleep me..I didn't know that was humanly possible.
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Makoto: What do you get when a fire priestess and a wind priestess have an argument?
Fujisawa: A lot of hot air! Ha! Ha ha! Ha!
Ishiel: That joke was funny, the first thousand times that you told it.
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Fujisawa- Uh...makoto...are you okay? You seem to have gone crosseyed again, and you haven't spoken in a while.
Ishiel- *thinks* How come he gets all the attention...
Makoto- Ishiel...naked...all she has on is...that collar...
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Makoto:.....@#$@#$#@$ wow!!!!!
Fujisawa: And that's why Ishiel isn't one to be messed with Makoto. Chicks with short hair thats ALSO the color blue are not to be messed with.
Ishiel: How dare those two tell me I look like a boy!! Why I'll send for my twice removed cousin Kalia to teach these people a lesson!!!I do not have a boys haircut!!! Ha ah ah ah choo!!!
Makoto: God Bless!
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Makoto:.....@#$@#$#@$ wow!!!!!
Fujisawa: And that's why Ishiel isn't one to be messed with Makoto. Chicks with short hair thats ALSO the color blue are not to be messed with.
Ishiel: How dare those two tell me I look like a boy!! Why I'll send for my twice removed cousin Kalia to teach these people a lesson!!!I do not have a boys haircut!!! Ha ah ah ah choo!!!
Makoto: God Bless!
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Ishiel: This won't end well...
Makoto: I still can't believe you did that...
Fujisawa: What? It's human nature when you see a button that says "Do not push" to push it
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Fujisawa: Hey Makoto what are you looking at? Makoto?
Makoto: Huh? Oh... Uh, I was looking at the... violence happening behind us.
Fujisawa: You were looking a behind, but not behind us.