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Title: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: PoTM on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

(https://el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/images/oldPoTM/pic192.jpg)

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: kalia_rocks on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

Diva: Run Jinnai! The Uranator is coming for us and we are El Hazards last hope!!!
Noooo!!!!

Jinnai: Not that blasted CAT again!!

Uranator: Nyaaa!!!!

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: Saucer on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

Jinnai: Run, Diva! RUN!! I'll hold this thing off as long as I can! Aaaaahhhhh!!!! Nekophobia!!!!!!

Diva: Jinnai! I.... I swear... I wil avenge you!

El-Hazard takes a horror-survival turn, when Diva and Jinnai uncover an ancient armorcat burial mound during an inspection of the fallout they discover in some ancient ruins that actually carry an even darker secret blah blah etc......

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: ladypeorth on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

El Hazard Resident Evil didn't catch on too well.  People found that Ura just couldn't match up to Cerberus.  Here we see Jinnai "chicken heart" Vickers being attacked while Diva Valentine looks for a shotgun.

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: MrWhat on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

"Deva":  (talks to camera)  As an experienced El-Hazard Live Action Role Player, I take the safety of our novice players very seriously.  For example, this death trap, with walls that close in, is simulated with harmless bed springs.  And the savage beasts that our players encounter during their "adventures" are actually well-trained house pets.

"Jinnai":  GAH!!  No, Fluffy!!  Bad kitty!!

"Ura":  Nyah!  Blood!  Guts!  Gore!  Veins in teeth!

"Deva":  (calls to "Ura")  Stick to the script, Fluffy!  (talks to camera)  I don't have much to do in this game, myself.  It's just as well, since I can't see a damn thing through these yellow contact lenses.  And I can barely move, in this "Deva" costume, without exposing myself.  I mean, I wore more than this, the last time I went swimming--

"Jinnai":  AAUGH!!  GET IT OFF ME!!  GET IT OFF ME!!  AAUGH!!

"Deva":  (calls to "Jinnai")  Oh, come on!  If you can't get past a cute little armor cat, then how do you expect to survive Kalia's Tomb!?

"Jinnai":  (cries)

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: Andrusi on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

[Jinnai]: I said I was sorry--ACK!  Diva, help!

[Diva]: That's what you get for lying and saying we were about to get hit by a nuclear bomb.

Did YOU notice it was a fallout shelter?

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: larewen_evenstar on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

Ura is still conviced that she can fly.

Title: Re: Underground the El-Hazard World
Post by: purill on April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm

Diva:  Damn.  Disneyland has really let themselves go.  It looks like Nazi Germany.

Jinnai:  It didn't before?