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Title: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: PoTM on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

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Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Into the heart of darkness...

Jinnai: ... I went down that river when I was a kid. There's a place
in the river.. I can't remember... Must have been a gardenia
plantation at one time. All wild and overgrown now, but about
five miles you'd think that heaven just fell on the earth in the
form of gardenias...
Have you ever considered any real freedoms ? Freedoms -
from the opinions of others... Even the opinions of yourself.
They say why..., Makoto, why they wanted to terminate my
command ?

Makoto: They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your
methods were unsound.

Jinnai: Are my methods unsound?

Makoto: I don't see any method at all, sir.

Jinnai: *shakes head* Are you an assassin?

Makoto: I'm a soldier.

Jinnai: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks
to collect a bill.

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: larewen_evenstar on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Jinnai- Can't...quite...squeeze...spot...on...back...of...head...*POP!* There we go!

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: Saucer on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Jinnai: Oh gawd..... another season down the tubes. Bugrom just weren't cut out for NBA Basketball. What the hell was I thinking? My efforts wasted....... is this all my life will amount to?

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: MrWhat on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Some people claim that the average man thinks about sex every eight seconds.

JINNAI:  (thinking)  Kill Mizuhara!  Murder Mizuhara!  Exterminate Mizuhara!  Liquidate Mizuhara!  Annihilate Mizuhara!  Execute Mizuhara!  Slay Mizuhara!  Mmm, Deva's a babe.  Kill Mizuhara!...

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: ladypeorth on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Jinnai - My army crushed, my hopes dash, and Mizuhara has all the babes now...can't believe Diva decided to ally with Roshtaria

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: Tsukasa on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Jinnai "Dear god AIC please don't make me a joke again I want to be EVIL!"

Title: Re: "I can't stand it..."
Post by: kajishima_masaki on September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm

Jinnai: Who does this guy think he is? Everyone here's a comedian! Why can't I meet someone normal for once!