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Title: Family Meeting!
Post by: PoTM on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

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Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: Saucer on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

Meanwhile, at Ifurita and Jinnai's first marriage meeting...

Diva: Ifurita, did you know Jinnai-san has ambitions for conquering all of El Hazard?

Ifurita: Oh wow, that sounds too complicated for me! So Jinnai-san, what's your favorite Idol group?

Jinnai: -_-; ...... Morning Musume.

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: MrWhat on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

DEVA:  (sighs)  I don't know, Ifurita.  Are you sure you're ready for the responsibility of an allowance?

IFURITA:  Oh, *please*, Master Jinnai!  Just a few roshtals a week?  Please please please pleeeeeeze?

JINNAI:  (thinking)  I hate it when she makes big shiny eyes at me...

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

Diva- *that b***h is stealing my man again!*
Ifurita- Soooo...Mr Jinnai, sir, how may I ask are your...
Diva- SHUT UP YOU... (the rest has been censored for public reasons)

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: jewel_of_roshtaria on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

Ifurita: Mmmm! These cookies are good! But Master Jinnai can't have any because he doesn't want to loose his dainty hourglass figure!
Diva: Oh, I see...
Jinnai: You realize I can hear you, right???

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: praxis on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

Diva: thinking "You know...if I ACCIDENTALLY SPILL THIS HONEY ON HER....I would have the excuse I need to get her to my chambers to get CLEANED UP...hmmmm"

Jinnai: ...and can you pass me the honey Ifurita, you can do that can't you...

Ifurita: Yes Sir!

Diva: Yes!

Jinnai: What is it Diva? You feeling O.K.?

Diva: ummm...Yes

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

We've secretly switched Jinnai's usual brand of caffinated tea with Ura urine. Let's see if he notices...

Jinnai: *taking a sip* Hmmm... Diva, this tea is mighty peculiar. Tastes more... I don't know... more... vinegary.

Diva: Does it?

Jinai: *nods while sipping some more* Definately not my usual brand, that's for sure.

Ifurita: *smiles* It's cat pee!

Everyone: *SPITS*

Title: Re: Family Meeting!
Post by: ladypeorth on July 21, 2003, 03:27:00 am

Jinnai - So you're saying you won $500 off Diva?
Ifurita - Yes...she moves the cups awfully slow
Diva -(thinking) A sucker is lead into the Bugrom's den every second