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General => Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions => Topic started by: Saucer on October 16, 2004, 08:34:25 pm

Title: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on October 16, 2004, 08:34:25 pm
I was just going through my pics folder and found this screen cap that I took and forgot about. You Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu fans will appreciate this. ^_^

(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/jungle.jpg)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: xxdemongodifuritaxx on October 16, 2004, 10:03:49 pm
you put that as if I should be ashamed to be an otaku! *sticks tongue out real big and gives a fat raspberry*

nah, I know its not meant that way. lol. just yanking on your chain

*yanks on it and tugs* oof, heavy chain!
*yanks harder but falls over instead* oof! ouch! geez, strong chain! I give up!

O_O
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on October 17, 2004, 12:37:17 am
(http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2267/user/10618/84568.jpg)
Good work, dude!
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Kathy Guinea on October 30, 2004, 02:42:48 am
(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/sarahsensei/weird/chief2.JPG)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: xxdemongodifuritaxx on October 30, 2004, 08:17:25 pm
whoa, someone scalped nabeshin and superglued his scalp to their chest! whoaaaa..... O_O


*ish in between really creeped out and really impressed*
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on October 30, 2004, 10:42:39 pm
And so, the EHOL Cavalcade of Wrongness begins anew! Allow me to repost something Sarah posted long ago in a far away thread...

(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/sarahsensei/images/RockandSapphire.jpg)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: xxdemongodifuritaxx on October 31, 2004, 07:51:26 am
you know if somebody nabbed her hat, there would be nothing standing in the way of seeing her topless because for all I can tell that hat looks like the only thing holding her top together. and wtf is with that guy's armor? actually if a woman was wearing that, you'd be inclined to stare at her chest because the eyes are over each breast. she'd be all mad screaming out, "What the hell are you staring at?" and it would be open to just reply, "your armor"

*yawns and lays head down* dammit, I have to go to work. ah well, I'll take lots of pictures and put them up of me in my costume today. bai! ^^
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on October 31, 2004, 11:11:13 am
I just wanted to paste my old response to Saucer's pic (as it has come up before), but it took me forever to dig through my "picture pit" to find it.  Meanwhile, there were other things...  ^^;

(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/makotofun.JPG)


[Too big to post] (http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/creepy.JPG)
(Collection of Saturn game cover art eyes)


(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/disco.JPG)


[Too big to post] (http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/happy2cu.jpg)
(Fujisawa's eyes never die)


But, finally, the response pic:
(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/quickjob.jpg)
(Note I even paled the male character's body... though not quite enough.)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on October 31, 2004, 08:06:23 pm
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But, finally, the response pic:
(http://bobstuffs.no-ip.com/El-Hazard/temp/bob/quickjob.jpg)
(Note I even paled the male character's body... though not quite enough.)

LOL!

Q: What's wrong with this picture?
A: Lots and lots!

This thread is starting to remind me of the episode transitions for Galaxy Angel season 3. They would flash some random/weird picture on the screen and the Angel-tai would try to make jokes about it.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: MrWhat on October 31, 2004, 10:23:06 pm
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And so, the EHOL Cavalcade of Wrongness begins anew!

I decided to take a break from Real Life, so that I could play too.  Almost all of these are from the various *chan message boards.  I've posted a few of them before.

(These are all "Safe For Work," but many of them contain weird adult humor.  Reader discretion is advised.)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: smkviper on November 01, 2004, 12:41:46 pm
I hope I still have my fan subs of Battle Programmer Shirase. There are a lot of interesting screen caps that can be made from that show ;D
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on November 01, 2004, 04:18:43 pm
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Someone's been reading my LiveJournal. (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_yikes_512x384.jpeg)

  • "It's so bleh.'" (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/ItsSoBleh_512x384.jpeg)


Someday I want to watch Azumanga Daioh for the simple reason that everyone posts facial expressions from it and they are awesome.

I'm curious about the show and context for most of the rest of these.  :P
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Post by: Saucer on November 05, 2004, 11:43:42 pm
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  • Apparently, this happens all the time at Japanese high schools. (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/Yeah_GirlOnRoof_640x480.jpeg)

I just knew it was going to be Tenjou Tenge! "Sempai, you're pantsu are showing!"

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Someday I want to watch Azumanga Daioh for the simple reason that everyone posts facial expressions from it and they are awesome.

You should. It's a killer series.


Make fun of the DBZ anime if you want to (I do all the time), but you simply can't deny the comic genius of Toriyama Akira-sensei and the original Dragonball!

http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/dragonball.jpg
Where exactly was Bulma hiding that diamond? O_O

http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/dragonball2.jpg
'nuff said...
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: r4v3nversion2 on November 06, 2004, 09:43:58 am
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  • It's much less scary when you get to choose the blue or red pill. (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/BlueOrRed_640x480.jpeg)


ROFL!

That goes on my Minitokyo.net userpage! ^_^ V

This thread made my day  ^_^V
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: MrWhat on November 29, 2004, 02:10:41 am
More wrongness, courtesy of the "*chan" message boards.

(These are all "Safe For Work," but many of them contain weird adult humor.  Viewer discretion is advised.)

Many of those are also from the series Azumanga Daioh.  I think I need to pick that one up next.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: smkviper on November 29, 2004, 01:22:06 pm
MrWhat... you have waay too much time on your hands.

But we thank you for that ^_^V

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Many of those are also from the series Azumanga Daioh.  I think I need to pick that one up next.


Yes, yes you do. It's hilarious. And the dub is great too. ;D
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on November 29, 2004, 03:42:15 pm
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MrWhat... you have waay too much time on your hands.

But we thank you for that ^_^V


I think that summarizes the general opinion.  XD
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: MrWhat on November 30, 2004, 11:02:00 pm
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MrWhat... you have way too much time on your hands.

Nah.  If I had too much free time, then I'd have the second half of Hana Ni Arashi, at least three more novel-length EH fan-fics, several bad translations of Japanese EH books and comics, a bunch of cartoony fan-arts, a couple of anime music videos...

This is just a case of Too Much Free Hard Drive Space.  I'm just pleased to find a use for even a small part of the roughly 2GB of useless anime images that I've hoarded.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on November 30, 2004, 11:16:15 pm
Fair enough.  But you still give us joy, and thusly we are thankful for that.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on December 05, 2004, 12:10:52 am
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  • You can just hear them shouting "HOW CUTE!!" (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/CatGirls_Kawaii.gif) (animated GIF)

Hey Nani-san, did you here that there's going to be a third season of UFO Princess Valkyrie?

Here's some picage from the wonderful world of Kimagure Orange Road....

Madoka is going to be mad.... (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/kor1.jpg)

....REALLY mad! (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/kor2.jpg)

Fellas, please remember; NEVER GO UNDER THE STRAPS WHEN APPLYING SUNTAN LOTION ON YOUR GIRL'S BACK (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/kor3.jpg)

And now for some of those infamous Azumaga Daioh crossovers:

Ikkitousen Daioh (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/ikkitousen-daioh.png)

Azumanga-FF7 (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/AzumangaFF7.jpg)

Inital-D Daioh (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/Inital-D Daioh.jpg)

Gunslinger Daioh (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/Gunslinger Daioh 2.jpg)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: kajishima_masaki on December 05, 2004, 08:49:00 am
I dig those Azumanga Daioh pics, they're great. But where did ya get those Azumanga Daioh crossover pics, I've gotta to know. Are there anymore? I've got to get me some. I like that Azumanga FF7 stuff. Jeepers Creepers where'd ya get those peek-tures, jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those pics(where'd ya get them),where'd ya get those pics(where'd ya get them),where'd ya get those pics(where'd ya get them), where did you get those pics.*trumpets play*

on Oct 31st, 2004, 8:06pm ftp://Saucer wrote:
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This thread is starting to remind me of the episode transitions for Galaxy Angel season 3. They would flash some random/weird picture on the screen and the Angel-tai would try to make jokes about it.

You mean the eyecatch right? I love that. Especially the one with the Mint writing, and the others assume it's Mint's house, or the one about the statue of the kid, and Forte keeps saying he's trying to forget his dark memories, and Mint argues, someone young like that? And the one where Normad always says Give Vanilla-san another cushion. And the one with Cocomo and Malibu always saying something to end the eyecatch. I love Galaxy Angel it is cool. The angels are funny and great especially the missile Normad or the Commander. I also like those Twin Star guys as well, they're funny too. I think they oughta make a spin-off with the Twin Star in it. Or they could put Tact(commander from the game) in the Twin Star unit. Back to the point, got any cool and funny pics of Galaxy Angel? I'd love to see 'em!

Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: MrWhat on December 06, 2004, 10:31:07 pm
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Gunslinger Daioh (http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/Gunslinger Daioh 2.jpg)

LOL!...  Uh, did Osaka just pull the pin on that hand grenade?  ^^;

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I dig those Azumanga Daioh pics, they're great. But where did ya get those Azumanga Daioh crossover pics, I've gotta to know. Are there anymore?

Myself, I've seen other AD parodies crop up on 4chan and IdleChan.  Here's a few:

Evangelion 1 (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_Evangelion01_500x353.jpeg)
Evangelion 2 (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_Evangelion02_500x353.jpeg)
Evangelion oekaki (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_Evangelion03_400x400.png)

Kiki's Delivery Service (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_KikisDeliveryService_1000x735.jpeg).

Sorry to be stupid, but I don't know this one (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_parody_800x607.jpeg).

And this one (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/AzumangaDaioh_ArmyOfOsaka_800x600.jpeg) makes me think of Bjork's song "Army Of Me."

I also don't know Azumanga Daioh yet, and that's rapidly escalating to an emergency situation.  I think that my last Big DVD Order of the year needs to be placed very quickly.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Wayne on December 07, 2004, 12:06:13 am
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Sorry to be stupid, but I don't know this one.


Understandable; being a video game instead of an anime. :D That's Valkyrie Profile, which I own but've never played. *chuckles*

Azumanga FF7 > *. If it was sized differently, that'd be my wallpaper now. :] All the roles are pretty much brilliant, although Chiyo seems out of place as Cait Sith. (But who else would she have been? :\)

As for the anime itself... you'd probably like it, Eric, since you know a lot more about Japan and its culture and language than most of us (or at least me, anyway, heh). Azumanga Daioh (AD) is probably the most "Japanese" anime I've ever watched-- tons of in-jokes, wordplay jokes, and cultural references. I read the subtitles (which helpfully explain about half of them... I think :| ) like a madman, and I'm still not sure what's going on sometimes.

But on the whole it's exceptionally good, and probably the best anime/cartoon derived from a small-panel comic (which the AD manga are-- they resemble American daily strips uncannily). The show is largely comedic with a handful of serious/dramatic moments, and most of the focus is [obviously] on character interaction, which is by far the anime's strongest point (AD is rare in that I liked pretty much all the main characters-- and that never happens).

The big drawback are the couple of episodes that focus on more unusual and surreal happenings (one is the token "dream" episode, which is a complete throwaway except for the punchline (...well, sort of) with Chiyo at the end)-- since most of those are Osaka's, she has the dubious honor of having both the best and worst scenes in the anime (in my opinion, anyway).

...but yeah, long review short (...heh, too late now), it's a very good comedic series that gets better the more you know about Japan. *chuckles*
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on December 07, 2004, 02:24:32 am
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Understandable; being a video game instead of an anime. :D That's Valkyrie Profile, which I own but've never played. *chuckles*


*chokes on own heart as it shoots up his chest and into his throat*

Ahem.

Sooo... are you mayhaps interested in selling said game that no one except me is most likely to buy? Hmm? Hmm?
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: kajishima_masaki on December 07, 2004, 10:30:56 am
Thanks for the pics MrWhat. I dig them. Every time I see Chiyo in some outfit I think to myself, OOOOHHH Chiyoooooo.....oohhhhhhh.... Thanks again!
on Dec 6th, 2004, 10:31pm ftp://MrWhat wote
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I also don't know Azumanga Daioh yet, and that's rapidly escalating to an emergency situation.  I think that my last Big DVD Order of the year needs to be placed very quickly.

It's basically about a bunch of high school girls living there lives through high school, with one genius little girl in the form of Chiyo. To me, it's like a newspaper comic turn anime. Cool. Especially with high school girls, you'd expect magic and romance, well this doesn't have it and that's what's great about it, it's beautiful thing for me.
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And this one makes me think of Bjork's song "Army Of Me."

More like megalomaniac Osaka to me. hehehehe. Hail Osaka!
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on December 11, 2004, 01:50:00 am
OMFG! Those Evagelion parodies are hysterical! I was LMFAO at the NERV leaf logo in the background that says "Azumanga." It just looks hella funny. Especially with Yomi-chan as Ikari.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: js_morris on December 13, 2004, 10:52:13 pm
Well nanny nanny foo foo. I'll see your "Evangelion Daioh" and raise you a "Robinmanga Daioh"..

http://whrobin.at.infoseek.co.jp/

Some English translations at http://www.pick.ucam.org/~tjm35/robimanga/

JSM
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: kajishima_masaki on December 14, 2004, 08:16:32 am
Cool Azumanga crossover there. Though I'm not a Witch Hunter Robin Fan, I think it's cool seeing another Azu parody.  

RIP Fernando Poe Jr.,dubbed as "the king" of Philippine cinema. He was 65 years old. Died of stroke. Never wanted you as president of the Philippines, but sorry for all the bashing. Rest in peace.:bawl

  News of Poe's illness and death gripped the Philippines, shoving aside reports about a bomb blast on Sunday and deadly floods that have devastated northeastern provinces.

Some holiday season this is in the Philippines. Have pity.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on January 01, 2005, 10:42:04 pm
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Well nanny nanny foo foo. I'll see your "Evangelion Daioh" and raise you a "Robinmanga Daioh"..

http://whrobin.at.infoseek.co.jp/

Some English translations at http://www.pick.ucam.org/~tjm35/robimanga/

JSM

Those were pretty random. I'm sure they'd be even funnier if I were more familiar with Witch Hunter Robin. ^^; I have some Azumanga/Maria-sama ga Miteru gag strips like that. And aside form the basic premise, I'm not entirely sure what's going on....

Anyway, witness the power of Shinkon Gattai Godannar!
(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/godannar.jpg)
It's not what you think...... really, it's not......
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: smkviper on January 02, 2005, 11:26:27 am
... riiiiight

We now have proof that Saucer only watches hentai in his free time ;D
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on January 02, 2005, 09:12:30 pm
Neh. I'm pretty sure he watches it at work and family gatherings, too.

*saves image to HD*
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: smkviper on January 03, 2005, 01:00:18 am
Actually, I think I worded it wrong. It should be "watches only Hentai in his free time" as in it's all he watches instead of "watches Hentai only in his free time" which kinda implies it's only during his free time...

^_^V
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Icy EyeG on January 03, 2005, 03:08:27 pm
Actually (Saucer correct me if I'm wrong) I think that Shinkon Gattai Godannar isn't hentai...  ^^;
At least, it's at the same level of Love Hina, in terms of "female graphics design style".  :)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on January 07, 2005, 10:44:14 pm
 ^^; See what happens when I drop a bomb then don't show up again for a week?

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Actually (Saucer correct me if I'm wrong) I think that Shinkon Gattai Godannar isn't hentai...  ^^;
At least, it's at the same level of Love Hina, in terms of "female graphics design style".  :)

Correct. Shinkon Gattai Godannar is a 26 episode (recently licensed by ADV -_-) anime about love, truth, honesty, commitment and combining robots. And yes, it is a bit ecchi (OK..... kinda alot). BTW, that's hydraulic fluid in the pic. It does look like that IRL.  ^^;
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: smkviper on January 08, 2005, 12:20:34 am
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combining robots.


Yeah, that picture could result from robots... combining

Course, if you like ecchi stuff, you should see Cosplay Complex, Mouse, and Hanayuko Maids. =,]
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on January 08, 2005, 10:01:11 pm
Hanaukyo Maid-tai is a fun series. I prefer the original, myself. Though La Verite was good in it's own right. ^^;
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on February 20, 2005, 09:21:34 pm
In case you all haven't gotten around to watching that unrestrained mirror of our otaku souls, Genshiken I suggest you do so as soon as possible. Greatest tribute to fandom since Otaku no Video! I will now procede to further besmirch my reputation with some irresistable Genshiken screencaps....

(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/genshiken1.jpg)

Did you PH33R yet? You should.....

(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/genshiken2.jpg)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Xel on February 25, 2005, 09:09:26 pm
Mmmyes, well. While I do find that heartrendingly beautiful, Saucer, I believe our otakuism has lost its feminine touch.

That said, if you'll all please direct your eyes to the left...


Why, hello there again. ;3
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on February 26, 2005, 06:03:29 pm
From a cloud of fog appears the mysterious Xel to enlighten us once more, carting her delightful Makoto x Jinnai avatarisms.
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on February 26, 2005, 10:37:23 pm
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Mmmyes, well. While I do find that heartrendingly beautiful, Saucer, I believe our otakuism has lost its feminine touch.

That said, if you'll all please direct your eyes to the left...


Why, hello there again. ;3

100,000 slavering shoujo maniacs could probably all your bluff, Xel dear.

BTW, welcome back!
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Xel on February 27, 2005, 01:17:11 am
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100,000 slavering shoujo maniacs could probably all your bluff, Xel dear.

BTW, welcome back!


Ohohoho! I have returned. Fear not.

And I have brought with me legal adulthood. *stonefaced*

Anyway, 100,000 slavering shoujo maniacs are no match for the mighty power of my final attack: SAUSAGE BLITZKRIEG! BONSAI! BANZAI!

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From a cloud of fog appears the mysterious Xel to enlighten us once more, carting her delightful Makoto x Jinnai avatarisms.


It's a funny feeling, really-- it's like coming home, in a sense. I am scraping my brain for the inspiration for another fic, but none will come. Perhaps I'll have to resort to art instead.

Give yourself over to the Xel. I will show you the way.
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Post by: Lord God Jinnai on March 10, 2005, 02:16:48 am
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final attack: SAUSAGE BLITZKRIEG! BONSAI! BANZAI!



OW! MY EYE! DAMMIT!

I'm bleeding!

Medic! Medic!
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: js_morris on March 10, 2005, 02:40:35 pm
(http://members.cox.net/jeffreysmorris/whips.jpg)
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Post by: MrWhat on March 10, 2005, 11:16:16 pm
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(http://members.cox.net/jeffreysmorris/whips.jpg)

All together now-- "And I don't mean 'punish' in a happy fun kind of way." (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/Urd_TV09_punish_640x480.jpeg)
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on March 13, 2005, 08:25:22 pm
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It's a funny feeling, really-- it's like coming home, in a sense.

Well yeah silly, you are home. It's EHOL!

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All together now-- "And I don't mean 'punish' in a happy fun kind of way." (http://echoalpha.com/wacky/Urd_TV09_punish_640x480.jpeg)

Thank goddess for Urd.  =,]
Title: Re: "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
Post by: Saucer on April 23, 2005, 09:45:00 pm
I haven't actually seen DearS myself, but some one sent me these amusing screencaps.

(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/DearS007.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/intensestudy.jpg)