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PoTM
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« on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

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kalia_rocks
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

Miz: Oh what will you do to me! A prisoner of the Bugrom and powerless to resist.

Diva: I could torture you, no that won't work....kill....no too easy....break your knee caps...

Diva: I know, I'll make you into a love slave like that Princess Fatora person has!!!

Miz: Huh?!?....but...ah...ummmmmm, couldn't we go for the knee braking insteaaaahhhh!!!!!!
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MrWhat
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He's so excitingly bold!

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

Miz:  Oh dear.  A-6?

Deva:  "Miss."  Hmm...

Deva:  D-2!

Miz:  You sank my battleship!!
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larewen_evenstar
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What it says.

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

Miz- Oh the woes of marital bliss...

Diva- You're telling me...

Diva- Hey! We should have a party!

Miz- Uh oh...
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You said that last time when the poor martyr ended up at the infirmary because the gates of heaven refused to open. -- Vallier
ladypeorth
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

Miz - Whatever should I do!

Diva - Hmmmm

Diva - Did you try flashing the goods?

Miz - Nani?
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Lord God Jinnai
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2004, 10:06:00 PM »

Miz: Oh, why ever won't my dear Masimichi consumate our love? I'm so desperate for his touch!

Diva: Hmmm... quite the dillema you have there.

Diva: Oh! I know! Why don't you use force! Have your acolytes hold him down while you climb on and have your merry way with him! You could also break his arms and legs, so that he won't be able to run away while you're resting!

Miz: .......eeeh?
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