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« on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Big Brother: Attention, comrades. Good news from the Front. Our troops have successfully defeated the vile forces of East Roshtaria. Although our losses were light, let us hold a moment of silence for those brave bugs who lost their lives...

Makoto: Man, ever since Jinnai took over the world, things have gotten a bit too totalitarian for me.

Nanami: Yeah, tell me about it. I have a feeling that the future is gonna be bleak, like some boot stomping on a human face for ever.

Makoto: Wow. That's gross.

Nanami: Yeah, my brother's hope-dead world's warped my cute little mind into a pale, corpse-like shadow of what it was. *calls the Thought Police on Makoto*

Makoto: Craaap.

Thought Police: *sniff* Hey, these hats smell funny.

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai: And With My Takeover of the IMMENSLY...immmensly....damn it, Groucho!! Turn on the Zombie Vision so I can order the viewers to do vile deeds!!
What! It's on..cough cough..OK.........
THIS IS YOUR RULER LORD GOD JINNNAII!!!Do as I say and you will achieve total happiness and bliss....
Jay Leno: Damn kid stole MY HYPNOVISION machine, I was going to get more cars with it and boast my rati....YES LORD GOD JINNAI!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Leno: Welcome folks, I... what the bleepin' hey is this!?!? Security!
Jinnai: People of all walks of life! I, the mighty Lord God Jinnai, have took control of your world's governments! Bow before me or face the wrath of whatever powers I possesed, which includes my maniacal - and copyrighted - laughter!
Nanami: You've... got to be... kidding.
Makoto: Wow, he's on the Tonight Show! only God knows what he's gonna do.
Leno: Hey, what are you doing? Get your paw claws of my Armani, You Damn Dirty Bugs!
Jinnai: That's copyrighted too. :-)
Leno: I'll get you for this! Once I get clean cloths, an AK-47, and a big, big truck, I SURE DAMN WILL! *gets dragged away by Bugrom*
Jinnai: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Makoto: Find where he's broadcasting from! We can't let his ratings get any higher.

Palace Guards: Sir!!!

Nanami: He's already seduced Shinjuku. Soon he'll have all of Tokyo if we don't do something Makoto-chan! My brother is going to ruin our Talk Show!
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

At the political convention in New York City, the numbers of both police and protestors were surpisingly low.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jay Leno: Don't do it Jinnai! I'm your conscious and I just know this will be your downfall!!

Jinnai: Too BADDDS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Makoto: Now I can finally take that wack job down for GOOD! YEE HAA!!

Nanami: Yee Haa???

Palace Guard: In my opinion, they're all looney. But you didn't hear that from me.

Palace Guard 2: Here here!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

The big TV fell on random hero's and other characters. Much to Jinnai's annoyance, as he was trapped inside the TV at the time.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai: All your bases are belong to me!

Makoto: oh god not that trend again...

Nanami: let's leave before he does the whole dialgoue
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

J: Welcome to city 17.
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai:  And if you want to see Jay Leno alive, all you have to do is bow down before me and surrender! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Makoto:  Big mistake on his part.  Doesn't he know no one gives a shit about Jay Leno.

Nanami:  He should have went for Conan O'Brien
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