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« on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Big Brother: Attention, comrades. Good news from the Front. Our troops have successfully defeated the vile forces of East Roshtaria. Although our losses were light, let us hold a moment of silence for those brave bugs who lost their lives...

Makoto: Man, ever since Jinnai took over the world, things have gotten a bit too totalitarian for me.

Nanami: Yeah, tell me about it. I have a feeling that the future is gonna be bleak, like some boot stomping on a human face for ever.

Makoto: Wow. That's gross.

Nanami: Yeah, my brother's hope-dead world's warped my cute little mind into a pale, corpse-like shadow of what it was. *calls the Thought Police on Makoto*

Makoto: Craaap.

Thought Police: *sniff* Hey, these hats smell funny.


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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai: And With My Takeover of the IMMENSLY...immmensly....damn it, Groucho!! Turn on the Zombie Vision so I can order the viewers to do vile deeds!!
What! It's on..cough cough..OK.........
THIS IS YOUR RULER LORD GOD JINNNAII!!!Do as I say and you will achieve total happiness and bliss....
Jay Leno: Damn kid stole MY HYPNOVISION machine, I was going to get more cars with it and boast my rati....YES LORD GOD JINNAI!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Leno: Welcome folks, I... what the bleepin' hey is this!?!? Security!
Jinnai: People of all walks of life! I, the mighty Lord God Jinnai, have took control of your world's governments! Bow before me or face the wrath of whatever powers I possesed, which includes my maniacal - and copyrighted - laughter!
Nanami: You've... got to be... kidding.
Makoto: Wow, he's on the Tonight Show! only God knows what he's gonna do.
Leno: Hey, what are you doing? Get your paw claws of my Armani, You Damn Dirty Bugs!
Jinnai: That's copyrighted too. :-)
Leno: I'll get you for this! Once I get clean cloths, an AK-47, and a big, big truck, I SURE DAMN WILL! *gets dragged away by Bugrom*


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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Makoto: Find where he's broadcasting from! We can't let his ratings get any higher.

Palace Guards: Sir!!!

Nanami: He's already seduced Shinjuku. Soon he'll have all of Tokyo if we don't do something Makoto-chan! My brother is going to ruin our Talk Show!

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

At the political convention in New York City, the numbers of both police and protestors were surpisingly low.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jay Leno: Don't do it Jinnai! I'm your conscious and I just know this will be your downfall!!


Makoto: Now I can finally take that wack job down for GOOD! YEE HAA!!

Nanami: Yee Haa???

Palace Guard: In my opinion, they're all looney. But you didn't hear that from me.

Palace Guard 2: Here here!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

The big TV fell on random hero's and other characters. Much to Jinnai's annoyance, as he was trapped inside the TV at the time.

You said that last time when the poor martyr ended up at the infirmary because the gates of heaven refused to open. -- Vallier
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai: All your bases are belong to me!

Makoto: oh god not that trend again...

Nanami: let's leave before he does the whole dialgoue
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

J: Welcome to city 17.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 PM »

Jinnai:  And if you want to see Jay Leno alive, all you have to do is bow down before me and surrender! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Makoto:  Big mistake on his part.  Doesn't he know no one gives a shit about Jay Leno.

Nanami:  He should have went for Conan O'Brien
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