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« on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

Shayla: That's what ya get for not keeping those dirty little hands where it belongs!

Jinnai: *urp* I was just trying to connect...  I don't know, whenever I see Iffy on TV, I couldn't contr... owww.... oh oh...

*Jinnai gets a huge firey KO*

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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

Shayla:  (angrily)  You locked Ifurita in a blast furnace to punish her!?  You callous insensitive jerk!!...  (shyly)  How come you never make me all hot and sweaty?

Jinnai:  (thinking)  Well, Shayla is a fire priestess, so maybe she wants to stress-test her lamp of fire in a furnace.  Or maybe she's as much of a pervert as everyone else around here.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

SHAYLA: Dammit! You're my manager, too! How come all I get is mall appearances while Ifurita scores tv specials?

JINNAI: Cuz Ifurita's a star, while all you'll ever be is a has-been.

SHAYLA: Men like you make me sick! You took the best years of my life and gave me nothing in return but grief, and a really nice apartment! How dare you live?!

JINNAI: I know, I'm a cad. I just can't help it though, I'm evil.

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

Jinnai: I-Ifurita......*SNIFF*

Shayla Shayla: Aw, quit yer bitchin'! She had an opportunity to be a star and she took it! All you wanted her to do was blow things up all the time! Good for you, sister!

Ifurita (on TV): "Long ago and oh so far away

I fell in love with you before the second show ....."

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

A very small light fiting was about to drop on Shayla's head. Shayla knew Jinnai wasn't telling her something...

You said that last time when the poor martyr ended up at the infirmary because the gates of heaven refused to open. -- Vallier
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

Jinnai: Can't believe I spent all the money on that plasma screen...

Shayla: Like heck that face is gonna get you outta this!  Go and get your ass a job!  The money Ifurita pulls in helps pay for college and the money you blew on that damned TV paid for living expenses!  Now get out there and flip some damn burgers!
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

Shayla: I told you coming here was a waste of cash!
Jinnai: But I really did have real sex and it wasn't in a chat room! Dman those geeks and their Gundam show!
Shayla: I believe you, I do.
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