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« on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

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kalia_rocks
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Jinnai: @#$#%$#@!! I wanted the latest firmware update for my DEMONGOD IFURITA KEYSTAFF!! Not...um...eep!!

Makoto: Ahh! I see that you are finally showing your true colors Jinnai, he he.

Jinnai: You got it all wrong! I must of logged on wrong!! You got to believe me!!!

Fujisawa: Hey Miz! Why aren't you stripping? Hey Miz!! Is that you over there??
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Makoto: Okay, Fuji. You ready?

Fujisawa: NO! Get me out of this crazy thing!

Ishiel: *is angsting in her entry plug*

Fujisawa: Did you hear me? GET ME OUT! I DON'T WANT TO PILOT THIS THING! MOMMY!

Makoto: *steeples fingers* Humph. Very well then. Activate the Dummy System.

Major Katsuragi(off-screen... yeah): Fujisawa IS the Dummy System. *rimshot*

Fujisawa: I HEARD THAT!

Makoto: EVA LAUNCH!

Jinnai: *rushes in* Ok, I got the Lance of Longinus! Whoa. *sees monitor* Why are they nekkid in there?

Makoto: Fanservice... yeeees. All the signs point to fanservice. IT BEGINS.

*random piece of Beethoven plays in the background*
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

After Jinnai's first ever proper science experiament, Makoto finds himself sewed by the head to a metal table lamp and Jinnai managed to attached himself to the eye of God.
As you can imagine, God was not too happy about this, and he entered a program into Jinnai's computer which allowed him to only ever watch Fujisawa porn.
Jinnai also lost all ability to comunicate with the world because any normal person forced to watch Fujisawa porn would end up the same.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Jinnai: N-No.........

Fujisawa: Hello? Hey when ya gonna send me mah shit?!?

Jinnai: I can't believe you sold my demon-god key staff on eBay?!?!

Makoto: Heh heh, come on Jinnai. Send the man his "shit."

Fujisawa; Yeah, uh.... I'm still getting Priority mail right?

Jinnai: ;_; You bastards......
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Jinnai:  GAH!!  This isn't an MP3 player full of pirated music!  It's, uh, my demon-god's power key staff!

Angry Guy On The Computer:  Oh, and I suppose your demon-god is the one who's sharing all those albums on Kazaa!?

Makoto:  Just remember, Jinnai-- the RIAA is watching you!
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kalia_rocks
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Jinnai: You want me to insert this into Makoto's what!!!!

Makoto: You know you want to...mmm..

Fujisawa: Do it now or Ishiel gets it!!!! I need my porn!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 PM »

Jinnai: WHAT?! I thought Ifruita's keystaff would accepted the SP2 patch!

Makoto: C'mon Jinnai...everyone knows Ifurita runs Linux...not Windows XP.

Jinnai: Damn Linux!  Mizuhara!  You are no longer my rival...help me destroy my new rival...the Penguin!
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