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« on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

For the contestants of the annual All El-Hazard Giant Hoagie Eating Contest, there is only victory...... or defeat........

Jinnai: OOOWWWAAAHH!!! UWWAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanami: Eeeeewwwwww!!! Oni-chan, you're so gross! Why do you always have to be such a dork?!?

Fujisawa: Ah, yes. Another victory, thanks to a hearty appettite built on being stuck in the months for weeks without food. *BURP* No victory dinner for me, thanks. I'll just drink mine....

Let's go, Red Raccoon Dogs!
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »


Mr.Fujisawa: Son of a BITCH! *walks off*


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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

Jinnai: YESSSS MY PRECIOUS! I will do your bidding, kill Nanami you say.....

Nanami: I CAN HEAR YOU!! And put that Dagwood down before..

Fujisawa: Ahhhhh! Is that the sweet smell of a DAGWOOOD?!?!

Nanami: SHIT!!!There go all me lucky Dagwoods..

Jinnai: ......Must tie up Makoto and throw him into a vat of mustard???? WTF?!?!?!
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

A bizarre reverse-lockjaw disease was spreading through Roshtaria.  With their jaws frozen open, Fujisawa found it impossible to drink; Jinnai was unable to bite into his lunch; and Nanami was having difficulty yelling at her Crazy Weirdo Freak of a brother.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

Jinnai- Stop yelling in my ear! I told you! I'll eat the burger in one!
Nanami- I'm telling you not to eat it! You don't know what Fujisawa did to it!
Fuji- Cat shit is fun...^_^

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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 PM »

Jinnai: Infernal sandwhich...you dare mock me?!

Nanami: It's a sandwhich! How is it mocking you??!!

Fujisawa: Kids today and their sandwhichs...
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