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« on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

F: (drunk) *hic* Hey, Makoto!

M: WHAT THE F**K DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE YOU WASTED RETARD?!?! Call the fire dept!

F: Hey you, guy, ya know yur oven ish a broken. Der'sh like a big hole in it, like, dish beeg!

M: *glares with evil eyes*

F: *annoying drunkard laugh* You shee thish guy?!?! This is the guy!!! *more laughing* Hey! Yah wanna shee shumthin' cool?

*urinates on flames*
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Fujisawa: I'M-AN-OR-DI-NAR-Y-GUY....

Makoto: Ummm... Sensei.....

Fujisawa: BURNIN'-DOWN-THA-HOUSE!!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Makoto: That's exactly the reason why I didn't want you to use the lighter.

Fujisawa: cause of the giant fireball that exploded into the room we were in, pushing us out the window, and setting the building on fire?

Makoto: Exactly
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Fujisawa:  Shayla's lamp of fire is easy to use!

Makoto:  Three things.  One:  Shayla's not going to be pleased when she finds out that you "borrowed" her lamp.  Two:  If you wanted to see Miz again, you didn't have to set a fire for her to put out-- you could have just asked her for a date.  And three:  The royal wine cellar was underneath that building.

Fujisawa:  NOOOO!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Lesson for today: Never EVER let Fujisawa light up one of his farts, even as a practical joke.

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Fujisawa- Paper is fun to burn!

Makoto- That's our only money. I'm afraid we'll have to stop buying beer...

Fujisawa- ...
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Fujisawa: I got it! I got the smokes.

Makoto: You were supposed to save the civilians! Ugh! I'm going back there.

Fujisawa: Your funeral!
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

Makoto:  Sensei, I didn't know you were a clan member.
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