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« on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

...meanwhile at Floristica Downtown Cineplex......

Jinnai: Listen up you flea-bitten beast! New Years in Japan is a time for Kaiju films, and this one in particular is my favorite. Now... GGGGUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Ura: NYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanami (on screen): Oh gawd Makoto.... oh gawd.... push it in faster........

Makoto (on screen): N-Nanami........ugh.........uh

Diva (on screen): Hmmmm..... looks like you're busy in here. Maybe I should leave...... or would you rather I stayed?

Projector: *CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*
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Let's go, Red Raccoon Dogs!
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

After trying to launch their Odd Couple type spin-off, Ura and Jinnai received less than expected ratings...way less
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Jennai:What the hell is this?It's a piece of shit![throws popcorn at the screen]
Me:Too bad for u,Ura likes it ^ - ^
Jennai:Shut up.
Me:Be quiet the good parts coming up.
Jennai:WHAT GOOD PART!?!
Man 1:You!Get outta here!
Jennai:[laughs]Too bad for you!
Me:Uhm,he asked you.
Jennai:?[gets kicked out of the theater]

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Yawns are contagious.
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Jinnai: MY EYES! THEY'RE FILLED WITH BLOOD! AAAHHHHH!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

((Erhm.. First one had errors.. Here's the real one))

Jinnai: MY EYES! THEY'RE FILLED WITH BLOOD! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!!

meanwhile Ura ate some laxatives and is yelling while pooping on the seat, and oddly enough, pooping makes her eyes go to the side
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Ura: Shoot me with lazer beams huh! Take that!

Jinnai: Oh GOD! THE PAIN! ITS TOO MUCH! AHHHHH! MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! AHHH! MY SPLEEN! AHHHHH! MY LEGS!!......an for the rest of the night Ura cut Jinnai down to Ura's Size, which left him with lungs, an arm, and a head........................................................AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Jinnai: Now remember kids, open wide when the dentist tells you to or you will become an Armor Cat and get shot with painful weapons all the time

Ura: Nyah!!(he speakeths the truth!)
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

Jinnai- Woah! There really are cars with the registration number K155 URA!
Ura- Nya! *looks longingly at Jinnai*
Jinnai- O_o is freaked out.
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 PM »

J:Shayla IS that deep!
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