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« on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Makoto: The Bugrom are destroying the Royal Palace!

Jinnai: I'll have one of your deluxe bentos, dear sister.

Nanami: Katsuhiko, you don't HAVE to invade Roshtaria every time you want one of my box lunches. We DO deliver, you know.

Jinnai: Nonsense! I have to invade, in order to stay true to my own particular... um...

Groucho: *Off screen* Grabu?

Jinnai: Idiom! That's right. My idiom.

Makoto: Dear God, they've eaten Londs!

Nanami: *Sighs* Extra soy sauce?

Jinnai: Please.

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Makoto chokes on a furball.

You said that last time when the poor martyr ended up at the infirmary because the gates of heaven refused to open. -- Vallier
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

NANAMI:  Yeah, whad'ya want?

JINNAI:  You got any glazed donuts?

NANAMI:  NO!  We're out of glazed donuts!

JINNAI:  You got any jelly donuts?

NANAMI:  NO!  We're out of jelly donuts!

JINNAI:  You got any Bavarian creme-filled donuts?

NANAMI:  NO!  We're out of Bavarian creme-filled donuts!

JINNAI:  You got any cinnamon rolls?

NANAMI:  NO!  We're out of cinnamon rolls!

JINNAI:  You got any apple fritters?

NANANI:  NO!  We're out of apple fritters!

JINNAI:  You got any bear claws?

NANAMI:  Wait a minute.  I'll go check.

(Nanami leaves.)

(Jinnai waits patiently.)

(Nanami returns.)

NANAMI:  NO!  We're out of bear claws!

JINNAI:  Well... in that case... what *do* you have?

NANAMI:  All I've got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.

JINNAI:  Are they fresh?

NANAMI:  Yup.  You can ask Makoto.  He just bought a box of flesh-eating weasels.


JINNAI:  (sighs)  Okay.  I'll take that.
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Makoto: OMIGOSH! Look guys, it's a UFO! Look, look!!!

Nanami: Well, this is it big bro, they finally came to pick you up! Aren't you happy?

Jinnai: Fuck you, Nanami! Fuck You!!!!!

Nanami: You're so immature! Maybe you'll have to some time to do some growing up on Planet X. :P

Let's go, Red Raccoon Dogs!
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Makoto: Aaaaah! I'm soooo desperate. I wanna suck something.
Jinnai: You can suck my middle finger here.
Nanami: Or even mine.
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Jinnai - Your finest liquor
Nanami - $40 million yen
Jinnai - Makoto's treating...after so many victories against me, he offered to pay for it
Makoto - Curse being a hero!
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 PM »

Nanami: You can have a big bottle of beer, you can have a pint of best bitter, or a glass of water.
Jinnai: I would like a glass of water.
Nanami Why don't you ask for a bottle of beer?
Jinnai: Cause I can't hold it as much as sensei can.
Nanami: Then why don't you ask for a pint of best alcohol free largar?
Jinnai: Cause I have a delicate stomach.
Nanami: Cause you can't say F and B at the sam time that's why.
Jinnai: I'll F and B in a minute if yaou can shut you mouth!
Makoto: Just give him the water, the bugrom are coming Barbera, err, Nanami!
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