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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2004, 12:24:49 AM »

Sunday's fortune cookie fortune:  You have a yearning for perfection in bed.  (Well, duh!)

I would have posted that Sunday evening, if I hadn't been up past 2:00, working on those Round Robin replies.  O, how I Suffer for my Art!
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« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2004, 12:47:36 PM »

Well, I haven't participated in this topic yet - in bed. But I had some fortune cookies with my lunch today - in bed. So, I thought I'd check to see how well they work - in bed.



1. Your most memorable dream will come true - in bed.

Awww, djyeaaaaah... |D

2. A cheerful message is on its way to you - in bed.

Meh. Though, it works pretty well if you change the 'e' in message to an 'a'. ;D

3. Pleasure awaits your company - in bed.

Kathy already got this one. But still... =,]

4. You will be successful in business and married life - in bed.

What? Both? ^^;
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« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2004, 12:53:16 PM »

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4. You will be successful in business and married life - in bed.

What? Both? ^^;


I guess it depends what business you're in.
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« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2004, 08:13:18 PM »

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life -in bed

Your intuition and guidance is usually helpful -in bed

You will soon gain something you have always wanted -in bed

Heh heh, one can only hope...  ^^;
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« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2004, 10:30:37 PM »

a small incident will shortly develop to your advantage-in bed

you will be showered by attention-in bed

have faith, happiness will be yours-in bed


*her fortune cookies she got with her lunch today*

maybe I'm going to get lucky? *blink blink*
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« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2004, 07:37:06 PM »

This evening's repast was filled with startling revelations...

You are surrounded by true friends -in bed

You will finally solve a difficult problem that will mean much to you -in bed
(well, I get most of my best ideas in the shower, but... ^^; )
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2004, 08:21:12 PM »

whee, another one I got

a firm friendship will prove the foundation of your success in life- in bed


wow, well that's kinda true in some cases. some great lovers in life start out as good friends. that's kinda cool. hmmm....who are all my good friends? *looks around sheepishly* um, no, nothing...nothing at all! *runs off*
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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2004, 10:48:14 PM »

Well folks, it finally happened. Yes... that's right.  |D I GOT MY FIRST ENGRISH FORTUNE! Actually, I just found it laying on the counter at work. I can't imagine why anyone would throw this away, but.....

Behind an able man, there are always.
??? Always what? A dominitrix with a strap-on? -in bed
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« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2004, 07:47:51 AM »

*laughs*

behind every able man, there are always

many sex hungry yahoos that want a piece of your ass, literally! heh ^^
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« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2004, 07:24:04 AM »

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Behind an able man, there are always.
??? Always what? A dominitrix with a strap-on? -in bed


LOL! wow... that's an image I didn't need ^^;
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« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2004, 11:09:18 PM »

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LOL! wow... that's an image I didn't need ^^;

Sorry, not sure what brought that on. Must have been in a really random mood that weekend. You know me...
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« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2004, 07:16:37 PM »

It is easier to make friends then to keep them -in bed
(Well, as always, that depends on j00r m4d 5k1llZ!)

If we meet a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads -in bed
(Well, you won't find a man in my bed, but you're welcome to ask me what I read  ^^; )
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« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2004, 10:04:20 PM »

You'll never know what you can do until you try-- in bed.

^^;, on several different levels.
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« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2005, 11:54:00 PM »

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings -in bed
(umm...... are we talking about a "solo flight" here?  :-[ )
Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them -in bed

You are never given enough time or money -in bed
(LOL!!! true...... )
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« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2005, 10:04:38 PM »

I was cleaning up some old papers and assorted crap last weekend, when I came across this old fortune I'd been saving:

Your mind is filled with new ideas. Make use of them -in bed

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