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« on: March 26, 2004, 08:35:53 PM »

OK, here's something fun to try! Next time you're at a chinese restaraunt, take your fortune cookie fortune and put "-in bed" on the end. Endless hours of merriment! I'll start us off......

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded -in bed

Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation -in bed

With patience and determination, anyone can succeed -in bed
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2004, 10:39:30 PM »

another one to try is "in your pants."
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2004, 01:41:35 AM »

In bed works, but I've always liked the phrase "underneath the bed sheets" just a little longer and i like it... Guess mostly just a personal preference
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2004, 11:31:59 PM »

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another one to try is "in your pants."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2004, 12:47:41 AM »

These were all genuine fortune cookie fortunes:



Be direct.  Usually one can accomplish more that way in bed.

Everyone around you is rooting for you.  Don't give up in bed!

Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success in bed!

It is up to you to create your own adventures today in bed!

It's time for you to explore all those new interests in bed.

A pleasant surprise is in store for you in bed.

The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy in bed.

There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you in bed.

You are ready to let your creative talents blossom in bed.

You are talented in many ways in bed.

You have the ability to adapt to diverse situations in bed.

You will be awarded some great honor in bed.

You will conquer obstacles to achieve success in bed.

You will discover your hidden talents in bed.

You will do well to expand your business in bed.

Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity in bed!

Your exotic ideas lead you to many exciting, new adventures in bed!

Your meaning of love is special.  Why not share it in bed.  [Awwww, how romantic.]



Y'know, there's probably a Fatora-and-Alielle fan fiction in there, somewhere.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2004, 01:34:25 AM »

Yes yes, this is good!   ;D Hee hee. Keep 'em coming!
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 10:51:10 AM »

You will find many comforts and pleasures in old age--- in bed.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2004, 03:59:02 AM »

I just bought a bag of fortune cookies from the commissary and they have really hilarious fortunes:


Pleasure awaits your company -- in bed.

One of your many attributes is your creative imagination -- in bed.

You are a source of wisdom and strength to many people -- in bed.

In great attempts it is glorious even to fail -- in bed.

It is time to help a friend in need -- in bed.

A new romance is about to enter your life. Act on your first impulse -- in bed.

Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom -- in bed.

Good luck is coming your way -- in bed.

and finally:

*Patience is the best remedy for every trouble -- in bed.


*I got this one 3 times so far and I'm about 2/3 of the way through the bag... I think the cookies are trying to tell me something.
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2004, 10:36:44 PM »

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In great attempts it is glorious even to fail -- in bed.

XO   XD
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2004, 04:36:21 AM »

Here are a few more from a  new bag:

Time makes one wise. Ask advice from someone older than you -- in bed.

Sell your ideas - they have exceptional merit -- in bed.

The best way to get a good idea is to have lots of ideas -- in bed.

You will discover the truth in time -- in bed.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2004, 08:47:11 PM »

here are a couple more:

Remember the past to help you in the future -- in bed.

The constructive use of riches is better than their possession -- in bed.

A friend asks only for your time, not your money -- in bed.
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2004, 11:28:45 PM »

I can just see an adult manga series springing from the ideas in these. And at the end of each chapter, a drawing of a broken fortune cookie with the fortune the chapter is based on!
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2004, 01:03:13 AM »

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I can just see an adult manga series springing from the ideas in these. And at the end of each chapter, a drawing of a broken fortune cookie with the fortune the chapter is based on!


That's so wrong Saucer-san...

Now if I WERE a hentai artist I'd have to steal that idea from you and make a lucrative business out of it.

But instead I think I'll go back to that soda can and wire idea I had.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2004, 08:36:38 PM »

I ended up with a fortune cookie today at lunch--
Submission will help you greatly[or something like that, can't remember exactly]-- in bed.

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I can just see an adult manga series springing from the ideas in these. And at the end of each chapter, a drawing of a broken fortune cookie with the fortune the chapter is based on!

... That is brilliant! Think of the money you could make off that! o_o;;
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2004, 09:08:06 PM »

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These were all genuine fortune cookie fortunes:

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Everyone around you is rooting for you.  Don't give up in bed!
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What makes this so damn WRONG is that I couldn't help but think of Maison Ikkoku as I read this one.  Recall how Kyoko is always rooting Godai on with his exams?  That is, when she's not pissed at him for Lord Only Knows.  Then again, anyone who's read the Game Set Match graphic novel knows there might be something to that...

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