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« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2004, 07:19:38 PM »

A mixture of both was my intent, at least.  ^^;
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« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2004, 07:49:31 PM »

Whoops, looks like I needed to re-link to the image in my original post. The one that started it all! ^^;

http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/nice-sexy-sheets.jpg
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« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2004, 09:45:09 PM »

OH MY GOD!!! I finally get to see this image. oh jeebus! I know people who would want those sheets....but...that's just wrong!

um...unless they came with one with Larva from Vampire Princess Miyu.....

or maybe um...*blush blush* Master? *blush blush*


oh I can't take this anymore!

*puts paper bag over head*
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« Reply #63 on: October 17, 2004, 12:28:52 AM »

Well, since we all seem to be posting images of creepy sexuality, BEHOLD!


The Return of Sexy Mario!



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« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2004, 12:32:24 AM »

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or maybe um...*blush blush* Master? *blush blush*


BAH! Keep me outta your deviant fantasies!

Bad Demon God! Bad!

As punishment, I order you to stare at this hideous image for forty-five minutes! Let that be a lesson to ya!


Warning: May Cause Miscarriages
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« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2004, 08:17:32 AM »

 *after only staring for one minute*
XO   Oh nooooo! Master! I'll be good! I promise! Take the image away! he looks like a teenager going through puberty, his face is all warped and misfigured. how could they do that to link? oh god....the horror....

*after 45 minutes she is now sitting there with a vacant expression on her face mumbling to herself*

hair...his hair....what is with his hair.....

*groan*
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« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2004, 08:30:19 AM »

You should see the full video streams.  Creepy animations with bad voice acting.
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« Reply #67 on: October 23, 2004, 10:55:02 PM »

Forget the Hello Kitty vibrator, Japan once again proves itself to be much farther ahead in personal depravity.

*WARNING THIS LINK IS DEFINITELY 18+! DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!*

http://www.jlist.com/ADULTTOYS/

BTW, why is there also a Domo-kun doll on this page?  ^^;
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« Reply #68 on: October 23, 2004, 10:59:52 PM »

Wow, that's like the greatest example of entry error I can recall in any recent time.  XD
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« Reply #69 on: October 24, 2004, 12:24:26 AM »

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Wow, that's like the greatest example of entry error I can recall in any recent time.  XD

Hey Bob, do you ever read PC Magazine? In the back they have a section called Backspace where people send things like whacky error messages and horrible news story/banner ad combinations. It's hilarious.
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« Reply #70 on: October 26, 2004, 08:10:59 PM »

Oh jeebus! there are some real pervy japanese people out there! I mean, geez, vibrating bunny rabbits and eggs. Have an orgasmic easter everybody!

Ohhh, mister bunny rabbit, you need to go down the rabbit hole. its not safe out here.

geez, I am kinky, but not that kinky.....*sticks tongue out*
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« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2004, 11:22:19 PM »

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Oh jeebus! there are some real pervy japanese people out there! I mean, geez, vibrating bunny rabbits and eggs. Have an orgasmic easter everybody!

Ohhh, mister bunny rabbit, you need to go down the rabbit hole. its not safe out here.

geez, I am kinky, but not that kinky.....*sticks tongue out*

LOL! I like the Marshmallow Pussy. They need to make a jack-o-latern with "holes" so you can rock it. Happy Halloween!
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« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2004, 07:01:40 AM »

American Pie Halloween Special

"what's it like?"

"it's like warm fresh pumpkin pie"

"ooohhhh, yeah..."


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« Reply #73 on: October 31, 2004, 04:06:20 AM »

*spits out pumpkin pie he'd been eating*

GWAAAAHAAACK! Dammit! Who's been boinking my pastries?!!

Dr. Schtalabaugh: *whistle*
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« Reply #74 on: October 31, 2004, 10:12:03 PM »

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*spits out pumpkin pie he'd been eating*

I can't believe I'm replying to this tangent... but have any of you seen the scene with Roberto Benigni in the movie Night On Earth?
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