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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2004, 06:41:04 PM »

Eheh. Silly me, I entered this topic thinking "oh, is this the Hello Kitty vibrator?" but... I should have known you guys were more original than THAT. ^_~

Fleshlight. Bahahaha. *peruses amusedly* It reminds me of the time I was browsing a site like this and ran across a product labelled, in huge, indiscreet letters, ANAL LUBE. I laughed and laughed. <3 I kinda wanna buy some just to leave it somewhere and relish in the reactions it gets.

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Except Fatora would have it upside down.  :-[

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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2004, 09:42:42 PM »

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<3 I kinda wanna buy some just to leave it somewhere and relish in the reactions it gets.


The Top Ten Places to Leave a Bottle of Anal Lube

#10) The public library, next to the Gay and Lesbian Literature section.

#9) The public library, next to the Religious Studies section.

#8 ) In a proctologist's waiting room.

#7) In the condiment aisle of a supermarket. Mmm... mustard flavored!

#6) Right next to your dad's toothpaste tube. Hijinks!

#5) Sadaam Hussein's jailcell, as a present to his room-mate Hassim the Fancy.

#4) The N-Guage Headquarters. I mean, they all ready make the world's most expensive buttplug.

#3) PETA Headquarters. Those guys need to lighten up.

#2) A grammar school cafeteria during one of Michael Jackson's visits. Gotta help the guy out, ya know?

And the #1 place to leave a bottle of Anal Lube is...............


UP MAKOTO MIZUHARA'S ASS!!!
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2004, 10:20:54 PM »

Watch out, you just said that last one around Xel.  ;X
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2004, 06:22:41 PM »

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Watch out, you just said that last one around Xel.  ;X


...........................crap.

Oh well. I didn't say he had to be alive, did I?

::goes off to desecrate Makoto's corpse, ala Agent Sands with Cheech Marin::
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2004, 06:41:28 PM »

Oh, no. I know what you said. Don't try to deny it, sir.

*skitters away, Boylove Powers renewed once more*
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2004, 11:16:08 PM »

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Are you a lonely man, Saucer?  ;)

Yes, but not nearly lonely enough to fsck plastic! ;D

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Except Fatora would have it upside down.  :-[

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

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#3) PETA Headquarters. Those guys need to lighten up.

True story; some guy in Germany killed some guy and eat like 34 pounds of him before the police caught up with him. While in jail, PETA sends him a vegetarian cookbook and a letter telling him that it's not nice to eat meat! Even if it's human! LOL! Now, I'm vegetarian myself. But if you wanna eat meat, y'all go right on ahead! I don't give a damn. Just don't eat me!

While we're still on the subject of naughty bed clothes, here's a blankie for you Ai Yori Aoshi fans.

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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2004, 11:58:01 PM »

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Except Fatora would have it upside down.  :-[



... I don't get it... :-X
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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2004, 09:24:41 PM »

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... I don't get it... :-X

I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try?  ^^;
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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2004, 08:32:47 AM »

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I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try?  ^^;

Bill and Ted: Sixty-nine, dudes!!!

Bill and Ted: Whoa!

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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2004, 10:02:55 AM »

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Bill and Ted: Sixty-nine, dudes!!!

Bill and Ted: Whoa!

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I'm missing something here...

Yeash...
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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2004, 11:43:49 AM »

Much as I hate to say it, I really think this is an "I'll tell you when you're older" moment. ;)

Being the stuffy Christian here I'm probably using some rep points for explaining this, heh; but here we go-- simply put, lesbian acts don't quite work the same way as heterosexual ones (for obvious physiological differences, heh). Think about where Fatora and the girl on the bed would be at in relation to each other if she was sleeping face-down on it.

Really, don't feel bad about not knowing-- by choice I didn't care to learn much about "alternative" (:| ...I'm not going to get into religious issues here, heh) forms of sex until I was a few years older than you are now anyway (and I imagine the same is true for most guys who don't watch/read smut). There's no shame in being ignorant about stuff like that.
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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2004, 12:30:30 PM »

But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted!   ;)
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2004, 12:40:36 PM »

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I'm missing something here...


I think this is most likely the first time in my life that I've been accused of being too subtle...

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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2004, 12:44:03 PM »

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But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted!   ;)


True, true. Quite... excellent. :D
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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2004, 08:48:54 PM »

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While we're still on the subject of naughty bed clothes

If you can't decide on an anime series, this thing just turned up on Boing Boing:

GIRL BOY 100% cotton king sized duvet cover and 2 pillow shams

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I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try?

Wikipedia - 69 position.  Link is (obviously) "Not Safe For Work."  

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But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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